Dispatches from Suburbia

If I played an instrument, I would have a band called "The Simon Thomsen Sex Tape"; and other musings, rants, and disconnected ramblings.

Saturday, May 12, 2007


Quote of the Day: "A little more than kin, and less than kind."

So my girl Natasha was in the final two last week on America's Next Top Model, as in she was second to the worst. And now the other two consider her the absolute worst of the remaining girls.

Suddenly, she's being outshined by both NeNe and Jaslene, both of whom started out the show below par. Suddenly, I'm almost more enthusiastic about NeNe rather than Natasha. Even Jaslene has been more impressive than my favorite Russian. C'mon, Natasha, you're pissing off the guy who is perhaps the then only straight male fan of America's Next Top Model. Work with me, babe.


At 9:23 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

Confession: I watched the marathon.

Thanks. I feel better getting that off my chest.

At 9:07 PM, Blogger Sheila said...

Wow. I honestly have never seen an episode. I hear a few people talking about it at work but I just smile and nod.

At 2:03 PM, Blogger Erik Donald France said...

Aha, Christopher, Oh Christopher did go down, down, down. RIP.

At 1:06 PM, Blogger Laura said...

I never watched the show, I'm too into the American Idol show.

At 2:08 AM, Blogger ShadowFalcon said...

I used to be so addicted to that show but we have to wait a few months for them to air it over here...

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