Brains
Quote of the Day: "Ever hear the one about the joke with no punchline?"I had a writing assignment to begin a short story with a brief summary of that story. So how does mine begin?
"When Samuel Morris turned sixty, he courageously went into the burning home of his neighbor, Rich Sedberry, in a valiant attempt to save him. Unfortunatlely, a burning rafter fell from the ceiling and crushed the head of Mr. Sedberry before Mr. Morris could save him. When the rafter fell on Mr. Sedberry’s head, brains spurted out and into Mr. Morris’s mouth. He contracted Hepatitus C."
Isn't that gross? What the hell is wrong with me?
posted by Bird on a Wire @ 9:30 PM
3 Comments:
This could either be an increadible story or really really tragic....
So, what's the punchline?
Just F.Y.I. Boone is about die. My dad is bummed and I think it's a horrible story. Not your version of it, the real story.
:-(
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