Doggy Dumplings

Quote of the Day: "do you understand? i'm a garbageman. aw, jump on and ride... yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps. one half hillbilly and one half punk"
-The Cramps, "Garbageman"

We changed our dog's food. Unfortunately, the cocker spaniel has a weak stomach.

She is house trained, but she thinks that it is OK to bend the rules when she has diarrhea. Last time she got a stomach bug, she jumped on the bed in the night. I pushed her away and squealed "Oh my god, why is she all wet?!" when my hand pushed against some liquid in the fur around her bottom. She also managed to spray my leg like a skunk.

This time around, she left a wet pile on my laptop. Luckily, the computer was closed and all was well, but you'd think that if you could teach a dog to do their business outside, you could possibly teach them to feel guilty.