Dinner party.

"That's hot."
-Paris Hilton

I found this writing prompt online:

If you could invite any three people to dinner (dead or alive, famous, fictional, etc.), who would they be, why and what would the topic of conversation be?

First, here's my three choices and why I've chosen them:

1. Hunter Thompson, because he seems like he'd be the life of the party.

2. Oscar Wilde, for the same reason. Both of them would be witty enough to make for lively converstation.

3. Paris Hilton, because I can't stand her, and I'm sure the Hunter and Oscar would have a heyday subtlely (or not so subtlely) poking fun at Paris. I'm sure lots of the jokes would go right over her head.

And for the conversation topic (actually, I've chosen two):

1. What is the appeal of Paris, and what has she done for her fame, and

2. Why can't Paris, Britney, or Lindsay seem to afford underwear?

The dinner would be a brainstorming session with lots of liquor. I could've made Paris, Britney, and Lindsay my three guests so we might come up with a quick answer to question number 2, but I think I'd rather die.